Husbent is just head
Wife is neck and she turns him
As a doll in hand
Some guy was yelling at me today, complaining about my driving, saying I shouldn't be allowed on the highway…
I'll play golf wherever the ball falls! ⛳
I've got a tattoo on my wrist that says 'Never Lose Hope.'
People think it's inspiring. It's not.
I'm a forgetful man with a two year old daughter named Hope...
Just money, money
It's simply funny honey
Have a fun honey
Do you think I’m funny?
Do you think I’m cute?
Do you like talking to me?
Do you look forward to seeing me?
Do you care about my life?
Do you wonder if I’m doing okay?
Do you ever miss me?
Because I do...
You are not ............ enough.
Society has expertise in filling this blank for all of us.
I: Don't try to be driver of me.
Go Get a better JOB.
Otherwise AI will replace you.
P.s- I try to write short joke. I don't watched his show. But I try to wrote joke for the comedian.
"Seriously, were those your own poetry? Do you write?" he asked.
"Yes, when my feelings for you are too intense to share." I thought.
"Yes, when I'm bored." I said.
Easy come, easy going
Get it done, steady flowing
Never done, all knowing
See a story unfold
Missing calls, on hold
Busy using (my phone)
Cast away and throw stones
Tom Hanks, what a chode
Just playing, that's a joke
Color coded (my fridge)
Stay away from my bish
Is she home? (I wish)
Put it up, tag 'em all
You can ignore or like IT
You are the Chandler to my Monica,
And Christian to my Ana.
*me try, me cry*
Hey Friend I have to tell you
something from your trunk has a
name written, I want to read it for
you I really mean it, that is Thank you.
No. of characters including spaces: 139
"Thank You note for a friend
of a funny way of 140 characters or less..
Remember, son, a smart person always has doubts about something. Only a total idiot can be 100% sure about everything."
"Dad, are you sure?"
We were do poor. I remember on my 10th birthday , I got half a cake with 5 candles , that was put up against a mirror.
Terrible, Twisty. #1
'You keep yourself, and I'll keep the memories'
Said she to the pizzas,burgers,donuts and countless other pleasure foods as she set out for her 1st night at the gym.