Don't pretend or act like that you know everything..
When Your foolishness and incapability are already refecting from your excuses and in your talks... 😜😝
He saw her.
He thought, "How cool!"
He asked her for a date. And she said..."okay".
#First date. Small talk.
He said, "You look so cute. I like you already!"
And Asked..."You like reading...you said...your favourite subjects?"
She replied: Philosophy, Cosmology, Sociology, Anthropology, Psychology and Literature.
END OF STORY.
When you are so disappointed with your life
Everything is going wrong
Or you are just bored
A simple task to do !
Sing a song
Listen it once
You definitely can't stop laughing . It works.
Note: Not valid for the one's who are good singers. They can definitely listen me 😂
Dont know why I am attracted to a 1 liner. He only says "yeah" "Good job" "Sounds nice" "That sucks"
I don't start trusting people until gulab jamun disappoints me.
... SURAJ NEGI
She said ~
Don't flatter yourself honey , your opinion about me is just like your bank account 🙅 INSUFFICIENT ✌👋👋💋
Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy, Basheer"...
One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...
The mother could not accept such a feedback and she took her son out from that school and she even shifted to another city ...
25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surg...
Your true blue, gives way to a giving green. Luminous, radiant and shimmering. Textured and full-bodied. However, this is not a wine review.
Kids today have to remember to silence their cell phones when playing Hide And Seek.
My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment.
Arguing with your bestie on a non-sensical topic...
And then being angry on the same..
Just to be pampered... 😝😜😁
You writing wrong lyrics...
And your friend guessing it right and completing it... 😜😄
Twitter went Viral as an app
#- You gave meaning to my Life.
"Never underestimate the power of
Good Morning texts, apologies, and random compliments."💐💐💐💐
It's crazy that your brain can calculate where to put your hand to catch a 98 mph fastball. . . But won't keep your mouth shut when a woman is angry.
Special writing prompt xD
To say hello to bestie
Once I learned to laugh at myself, I discovered that I am endlessly hilarious.