Alcohol is not a word in my Vodkabulary.
However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely Tequilya
I'm on a light diet, I eat by sunlight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes I eat by refrigerator light .
"I got jokes all day"
Hmm… I wonder how people would react if I walked into SEA WORLD with a fishing pole?
Fantasy dance a do
Fantasy dance a don't
I just diddle did
Bet you diddle don't
So you fiddle doodle
I fiddle doodle dee
Well i piddle paddle
Fiddle doodle dee
And i a...
Me: I missed watching cable tv in India with all those ads. *feeling nostalgic
Tv: well hold on. *hits me with 15min of ads in 30 min of showtime😂
#instantregrets 🤣 #beingIndian #Indiatripdiaries
WEIRD WORLD - A CONVERSATION CRAZY !
Brinnie : *Thinking deep* Sigh.
SAnnie : Relax. You don't have brain that think. Ours write!
Brinnie : Weird world this is. And that kept me thinking. Didn't use
brain though. Imagining happens with souls, doesn't it?
SAnnie : Weird. It sure is. Let's see through the soul then. Reflect
them! Words do it well as we both know. ;)
Brinnie : How is it everyone around us seem so serious and its only us crazy all the time?
SAnnie : Their seriousness is being crazy and our craziness is being serious, maybe.
Brinnie : Oh no.. Serious doesn't ...
Fancy - ☑️
Needy - ☑️
Delusional - ☑️
Hypocritical - ☑️
Contradictory - ☑️
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but professor utonium accidentally added Chemical X* and thus the normal girls were born.
* X - X as you know is a variable, it can be anything as the situation demands, but usually it's overthinking, but feel free to use your imagination and put in the perfect word.
Over sand I was rolling,
That was funny,
I don't care about anyone,
The way they were seeing!!
★ summer time joke ★
सूरज की पहली किरण ख़ुशी दे आपको
दूसरी किरण हंसी दे आपको
तीसरी किरण कामयाबी दे आपको
इतना काफी है वर्ना लू लग जायेगी आपको!!
Enjoy summer time
You can't play well
Just pick up out ball
No one prevents
No one hoves
Ever not fail on that
How is Tony Groom?
A monkey model lips
And two eyes are intact
One little dim
No matter, a cooling glass can adjust
Head Little bald
By hair tattoo can adjust
Nose little flat
No matter by pulling it can adjust
Teeth few are missing
Just dentist can adjust
Ears two are intact
But quarter ear missing
By a hat can adjust
She showed him a list
That was her wish list !!!
After that day that list
TO DO LIST !!😆😇