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May 26, 2017
 

Alcohol is not a word in my Vodkabulary.

However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely Tequilya
🍸✋😌

FREEDOM FOR EVERYONE
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May 25, 2017
 

I'm on a light diet, I eat by sunlight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes I eat by refrigerator light .

FREEDOM FOR EVERYONE
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May 22, 2017
Kennewick, United States

           "I got jokes all day"

Hmm… I wonder how people would react if I walked into SEA WORLD with a fishing pole?

Mark Pinto

ACE VENTURA
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May 21, 2017
 

                                                             Huh?
                                                    Fantasy dance a do
                                                    Fantasy dance a don't
                                                    I just diddle did
                                                    Bet you diddle don't
                                                    So you fiddle doodle
                                                    I fiddle doodle dee
                                                    Well i piddle paddle
                                                    Fiddle doodle dee
                                                    And i a...

ÁMBAR
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May 19, 2017
Pimpri-Chinchwad, India

Me: I missed watching cable tv in India with all those ads. *feeling nostalgic

Tv: well hold on. *hits me with 15min of ads in 30 min of showtime😂

#instantregrets 🤣 #beingIndian #Indiatripdiaries

Rev.

NOTEBOOK DAY
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May 19, 2017
Hyderabad, India


WEIRD WORLD - A CONVERSATION CRAZY !
.........................................................


Brinnie : *Thinking deep* Sigh.

SAnnie : Relax. You don't have brain that think. Ours write!

Brinnie : Weird world this is. And that kept me thinking. Didn't use
                  brain though. Imagining happens with souls, doesn't it?

SAnnie : Weird. It sure is. Let's see through the soul then. Reflect
               them! Words do it well as we both know. ;)

Brinnie : How is it everyone around us seem so serious and its only us crazy all the time?

SAnnie : Their seriousness is being crazy and our craziness is being serious, maybe.

Brinnie : Oh no.. Serious doesn't ...

NOTEBOOK DAY
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May 18, 2017
 

Fancy - ☑️
Needy - ☑️
Delusional - ☑️
Hypocritical - ☑️
Contradictory - ☑️

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but professor utonium accidentally added Chemical X* and thus the normal girls were born.

* X - X as you know is a variable, it can be anything as the situation demands, but usually it's overthinking, but feel free to use your imagination and put in the perfect word.

NOTEBOOK DAY
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May 16, 2017
 

Funny-

Over sand I was rolling,
That was funny,
I don't care about anyone,
The way they were seeing!!

#VishakhaDhruv

WOODEN ILLUSION
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May 15, 2017
Jodhpur, India

     ★ summer time joke ★

सूरज की पहली किरण ख़ुशी दे आपको

दूसरी किरण हंसी दे आपको

तीसरी किरण कामयाबी दे आपको

इतना काफी है वर्ना लू लग जायेगी आपको!!
        
                    Enjoy summer time  

AMOR
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May 15, 2017
 

There's nothing u can do

After your ma says

DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT

AMOR
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May 5, 2017
 

Some people are like a software update.

When I see them I think ”Not now” 😒

MAY PHOTO MONTH
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May 5, 2017
Guwahati, India

It's football
You can't play well
No worry
Just pick up out ball
No one prevents
No one hoves
Beware!
Ever not fail on that

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MAY PHOTO MONTH
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May 2, 2017
 

              Four words breakup story

                   My money is over 😁💔

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MAY PHOTO MONTH
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April 30, 2017
Guwahati, India

How is Tony Groom?

A monkey model lips
And two eyes are intact
One little dim
No matter, a cooling glass can adjust
Head Little bald
No matter
By hair tattoo can adjust
Nose little flat
No matter by pulling it can adjust
Teeth few are missing
No matter
Just dentist can adjust
Ears two are intact
But quarter ear missing
No matter
By a hat can adjust

                  Sunil Dath

HOPE
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April 30, 2017
 

She showed him a list
That was her wish list !!!
After that day that list
Became his
TO DO LIST !!😆😇

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HOPE
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April 30, 2017
 

"I want pizza NOWWWW!"  - @Jen

#doodlechallenge

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SKETCHED OUT
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April 29, 2017
 

She was always smiling from the way he made her feel. He was hot, dark and steamy. He made her life have meaning. She couldn't live without him. And she didn't want to....

Coffee. He was coffee.

HOPE
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