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March 27, 2017
Guwahati, India

Husbent is just head
Wife is neck and she turns him
As a doll in hand
                                 Sunil Dath

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March 27, 2017
 

Some guy was yelling at me today, complaining about my driving, saying I shouldn't be allowed on the highway…

I'll play golf wherever the ball falls! ⛳

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March 26, 2017
 

I've got a tattoo on my wrist that says 'Never Lose Hope.'
People think it's inspiring. It's not.

I'm a forgetful man with a two year old daughter named Hope...

😂😂😂😂

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March 26, 2017
No.2 Bonda, India

Just money, money
It's simply funny honey
Have a fun honey
     
                              Sunil Dath

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March 25, 2017
 

If you see someone crying,
ask if it's because of their haircut.

😂😂😂😂

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March 24, 2017
 

Do you think I’m funny?
Do you think I’m cute?
Do you like talking to me?
Do you look forward to seeing me?
Do you care about my life?
Do you wonder if I’m doing okay?
Do you ever miss me?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I do...

ORIGINAL
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March 21, 2017
 


You are not ............ enough.

Society has expertise in filling this blank for all of us.

I: Don't try to be driver of me.
Go Get a better JOB.
Otherwise AI will replace you.

P.s- I try to write short joke. I don't watched his show. But I try to wrote joke for the comedian.

DON'T TALK TO ME
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March 23, 2017
 

A lettr a day
keeps the psychiatrist away!

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March 23, 2017
 

"Seriously, were those your own poetry? Do you write?" he asked.

"Yes, when my feelings for you are too intense to share." I thought.

"Yes, when I'm bored." I said.

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March 22, 2017
 

Easy come, easy going
Get it done, steady flowing
Never done, all knowing
See a story unfold
Missing calls, on hold
Busy using (my phone)
Cast away and throw stones
Tom Hanks, what a chode
Just playing, that's a joke
Color coded (my fridge)
Stay away from my bish
Is she home? (I wish)
Put it up, tag 'em all
You can ignore or like IT
#garbage#eh

COFFEE
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March 23, 2017
 

You are the Chandler to my Monica,
And Christian to my Ana.

*me try, me cry*

KISS A PRINCE
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March 22, 2017
 

Hey Friend I have to tell you
something from your trunk has a
name written, I want to read it for
you I really mean it, that is Thank you.

-Chirayu!.

No. of characters including spaces: 139

P.S.
Entry
"Thank You note for a friend
of a funny way of 140 characters or less..

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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March 22, 2017
 

Remember, son, a smart person always has doubts about something. Only a total idiot can be 100% sure about everything."
"Dad, are you sure?"

"Absolutely."

😄😂😁😋

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March 21, 2017
 

We were do poor. I remember on my 10th birthday , I got half a cake with 5 candles , that was put up against a mirror.

😂😁😀 #lol

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March 20, 2017
 

Thank you.. Brain
For being the ultimate
Entertainar..

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March 20, 2017
 

Thank you, my man's ass
for keeping my feet warm
at night.

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LOL
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Jen
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March 20, 2017
 

Anyone hear about the chef that died? He "pasta way."

😂😁

#lol

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March 20, 2017
New Delhi, India

Terrible, Twisty. #1

'You keep yourself, and I'll keep the memories'

Said she to the pizzas,burgers,donuts and countless other pleasure foods as she set out for her 1st night at the gym.

-Adee

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March 19, 2017
 

1997: Why is the Internet called the web?
2017:  20 years later, trapped and unable to escape.

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