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January 21, 2017
Thane, India

Don't pretend or act like that you know everything..

When Your foolishness and incapability are already refecting from your excuses and in your talks... 😜😝

From,
Miracle ☺

ALL OVER THE WORLD
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January 21, 2017
 

He saw her.

Yellow sweater.
Crazy hair.
Funky earrings.

He thought, "How cool!"

He asked her for a date. And she said..."okay".

They met.

#First date. Small talk.

He said, "You look so cute. I like you already!"

And Asked..."You like reading...you said...your favourite subjects?"

She replied: Philosophy, Cosmology, Sociology, Anthropology, Psychology and Literature.

He fled.

END OF STORY.
😂

VENUS
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January 20, 2017
 

Advice:
When you are so disappointed with your life
Everything is going wrong
Or you are just bored

A simple task to do !
Sing a song
Record it
Listen it once

You definitely can't stop laughing . It works.

Note:  Not valid for the one's who are good singers. They can definitely listen me 😂

LETTRS GOLD AND STRIPES
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January 20, 2017
Türkei

Ostriches look like the hookers in the animal kingdom.

LETTRS BLACK AND WHITE
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January 20, 2017
 

Dont know why I am attracted to a 1 liner. He only says "yeah"  "Good job" "Sounds nice" "That sucks"

HOLD ON TO YOUR HEART
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January 19, 2017
 

I don't start trusting people until gulab jamun disappoints me.
                                ... SURAJ NEGI

LOVE WINS
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January 17, 2017
 

She said ~

Don't flatter yourself honey , your opinion about me is just like your bank account 🙅 INSUFFICIENT ✌👋👋💋

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January 17, 2017
 

Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy, Basheer"...

One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...

The mother could not accept such a feedback and she took her son out from that school and she even shifted to another city ...

25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surg...

BASEBALL
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January 16, 2017
West Palm Beach, United States

Your true blue, gives way to a giving green. Luminous, radiant and shimmering. Textured and full-bodied. However, this is not a wine review.

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PEACOCK
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January 16, 2017
 

Kids today have to remember to silence their cell phones when playing Hide And Seek.

😊😊😊😊😊

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January 13, 2017
 

My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment.

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January 13, 2017
Noida, India

Craziness is:

Arguing with your bestie on a non-sensical topic...
And then being angry on the same..
Just to be pampered... 😝😜😁

--JR

BE YOUR OWN YOU
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JR
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January 13, 2017
Noida, India

Happiness is..

You writing wrong lyrics...
And your friend guessing it right and completing it... 😜😄

---JR

CHAMPAGNE
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January 13, 2017
Delhi, India

Twitter went Viral as an app

#- You gave meaning to my Life.
Twitter- #IamTrendyandIknowIT.

Divyalochan Ray

Write me some lettrs
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January 13, 2017
 

1 fois 2 fois 3 fois je t'aime plus que le riz et les petits pois.😜😚

BASEBALL
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January 13, 2017
Bengaluru, India

"Never underestimate the power of
Good Morning texts, apologies, and random compliments."💐💐💐💐

                                      Yathish Acharya

BASEBALL
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January 13, 2017
 

It's crazy that your brain can calculate where to put your hand to catch a 98 mph fastball. . . But won't keep your mouth shut when a woman is angry.

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January 13, 2017
 

Special writing prompt xD
To say hello to bestie

Yo bestie,

Hello there...

Regards,
Sankar

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BASEBALL
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January 11, 2017
Englewood, United States

Once I learned to laugh at myself, I discovered that I am endlessly hilarious.

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LUXE
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January 12, 2017
 

Lawyer: You claim you were at the gym during the murder.
Defendant: That's right.
Lawyer: Yet you didn't post about it on Facebook.
Judge: Wow, GUILTY.

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