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November 2, 2017
 

I've never been
With a surfer
Before...
Can I be your
Cheerleader?~E.M. Fraser😜❤️

TIME TO RELAX
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October 28, 2017
 

Friday took me longer than usual..

First change over..
"A fatality on the line"

On the London Marylebone line..
Over crowded, people pushed together..
That one person who lifts your journey 😂
Very tall, very dark, very successful, on his way to Paris no less..
Liked to talk..
Laughed at our "first class" seating next to the toilet door! 😂😂
Everyone else quite too serious..At their trauma of standing throughout their journey.
We found a wicked sense of humour in common..
Public transport isn't always terrible 😂😂.
New lease
Released xx

LIONESS
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October 28, 2017
 

Good morning, World!

    The rest of the neighborhood sleeps in as I wake up early. On a Saturday morning no less! How funny is that? Okay, I exaggerate perhaps a bit--there were one or two souls on the sidewalks this morning, appearing to be straggling in after a (possible) long night of partying hard. Or other things. Who am I to judge? I am not. Really. Honestly, what I am actually doing is wondering. And concocting scenarios in my mind. Every solitary image has a little backstory.

    I am imagining the young girl sneaking in after having been out all night with friends. They actually drove all the way up to Reno and back--simply for a few hours of wandering around dinky casinos and drunken a...

OH NO!
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October 27, 2017
Manchester, United Kingdom

Why would you do it?
How could you do it?
It didn't need to be done.
Did you only do it for the attention?

I hope you're glad.
You're making the wrong people mad.
Next time you do that I am disowning you.
Next time you go to the toilet please clean your poo.

💪💪😁😁😁😁.

MAKE A DIFFERENCE DAY
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October 26, 2017
 

Let them stare
I don't care
I want them
To see us
See our love flourish
Passion turned fire
Bursting at the seams
Dripping of desire
Wanting all of You
Wanting all of Me
Two lovers in Love
Perfect as can be
What drew you in
What has my attention
Stronger everyday
Endless Love and affection.~E.M. Fraser

LOVE FINDS YOU
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October 20, 2017
 

Dear ladies,

My mother always told me
Be careful with your breasts
Try never to abuse them
And go for yearly tests
I listened to all her advice
Made sure to wear my bra
I kept them out of sight and reach
From many a groping paw
One day whilst at my check up
My Gyni did prescribe
A visit for a mammogram
So they could check inside
I had to hang my boob
Into a peripheral device
Then it started moving
And trapped me in a vice
My boob hung like a pancake
Flat and very thin
Then she says “that’s it my love”
Now pop the other in
“Breath in” she said all concerned
“You’re really doing great”
Then squashed my other knocker
With a massive silver plate
Well I left the women’s clinic
Feeling rather tr...

EVALUATE YOUR LIFE DAY
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October 18, 2017
 

I asked myself today
Would you date you

My response was

Fuck no
That bitch is crazy

Hahahahahaha

Po_heart_rea

DICTIONARY DAY
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October 17, 2017
 

I have nothing to write at the moment

I was just missing the girl on the paper

I feel like we have a "thing"

😆😆😆😆😆😆

DICTIONARY DAY
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October 14, 2017
San Pablo, United States

Today the sky
Is bluier

(and made-up
Words are
-do-ier)

And my mood
Is groovier

...and I ran
Out of "ooey-ers"

So I'll end
This mad ditty
Here

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LET ME SEDUCE YOU
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October 10, 2017
 

Please only contact me to tell me

He's been hit by a bus..
Or a train, maybe a car?
All gets the job done 😂

Maybe castrated in some terrible accident 😂 That would leave him brain dead for sure ...

Its possible right? So fingers crossed..
We'll hear some good news soon..

HAPPY DREAMS
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October 5, 2017
Pomona, United States

A Pup Named Karma

If I get another dog I'm going to name it Karma. When it misbehaves I can say "bad Karma" and when it behaves I can say "good Karma!" 💕🐕💕

That makes me Karma's master by default 😉

RANDOM ACTS OF POETRY - DAY
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October 5, 2017
Pomona, United States

How To Prevent Wedgies

Don't wear undies! Simple, problem solved.
-Kinky Eskimo

RANDOM ACTS OF POETRY - DAY
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October 2, 2017
 

Me, when a normal bug is on me: Eww.
Me, when a ladybug is on me: Evening, ma'am.

#lol 😂

INTERNATIONAL COFFEE DAY
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September 28, 2017
 

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. All of the pain is felt by others.

The same thing happens, when you're stupid.

👹👿😈

LOVE NOTE DAY
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September 27, 2017
San Pablo, United States

It's a Name Game

Its sound
has tripped over
many a lip
and played
on repeat
within many
an overachieving
brain, but
I can scoop
like lansones
in a single
hand
the mouths
that have
caressed
and shaped it
like Boticelli's
brush upon Venus'
rosy dawn form.

It has been
pronounced
quite similar to
the name
of your bed's
cushion
and had its
consonants play
musical chairs
and its vowels
obliterated.

Do take heed,
it is
not at all
a complicated
affair
it is really
quite a melody
issuing from my
own lips:

The first
part is not
truly like "Mary,"
but more
akin to "Marie,"
with the stress
on the "ah"
instead of "ee."

the "-tess"
follows so naturally
and sounds
exactly as you
would...

MEAN GIRLS
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September 23, 2017
 

Manuel: Hi. You seem to be busy. You don't have the time to reply to my message. That's not fair.

Me: I don't even talk much to the ones who are close to me. You expect me to reply to your message as though you're very close to my heart. Go man. You think I have no better work?

Manuel: You've changed a lot.

Me: Lol I was a kid when you last seen me. I was a kid. You expect me to remain the same after fifteen years?

Manuel: Look at the way you bully me.

Me: Lol you're not the only one who thinks so. There are a lot many who think I'm bullying them when I speak. Do you have your brains intact? Why do you men behave like this?

Manuel: Hmm like what?

Me: like kindergarten kids.

Manuel: ...

NATIONAL DIARY DAY
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September 23, 2017
 

He didn't like my casserole
He didn't like my cake
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make
I didn't make the coffee right
He didn't like the stew
I didn't fold his pants right
The way his mother used to do
I pondered for an answer
Looking for a clue
And then I turned around,
smacked the shit out of him
Like his mother used to do!

NATIONAL DIARY DAY
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September 23, 2017
 

A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of me and asked me if I was an optimist or a pessimist.

I drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!" 😉

NATIONAL DIARY DAY
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September 21, 2017
 

DEAR DIARY

LOVE is OVERHYPED
             Isn't its just your brain
   Bathing in HAPPY CHEMICALS ?

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NATIONAL DIARY DAY
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