Why is it ok for the boys to wake up and run around the house in the morning wearing nothing but boxer shorts but when I do it, it’s considered unacceptable and they yell at me to wear my own underwear while saying I’m “gross”😂👀
In the future
People will stop laughing
And just say
What a sad world it will be.
The Devil's in the detail
The horns break through..
Tail whips you down
Begging won't work now...
Stir it up,
He'll bring you Hell
Cut you down, burn as you fell
Just the type
You think you have power? Keep telling yoyrself so....You make him laugh,...
Use this place to draw in the dumb
No power not like when you began
A nothing of a person
Not even a plan
The Devil's in the detail
Silly little man
Lonely, phoney,laughable creature..
The devil's in the detail
Don't miss a thing..
You bow to him.. 😏
If says someone "you're a tiger" you become happy, when says You're an animal you become angry "why" Isn't the tiger is an animal?
If someone says " you're a bird "
You become happy, when says you're an owl you become angry "why" Isn't the owl is a bird?
So one of my fave sayings;
Cry me a river, find some wood, build a bridge & get the fuck over it!
Had to evolve to include the internet trolls which exist in our online society today!
Cry me a river, find some wood, build a bridge & go troll under it!
Is what I came up with! Haha self amusement at it's finest!😂😂😂
Sleepless nights is the time when I have deep thoughts, when those thoughts take written form...
So I was thinking it's not I who am creative , it's my insomnia ..
I bought a desert and went to sweep it 😂😂😂
A sweet way to say that I do not have time for your lies ✌️
It's a classic 😂😂😂
"Is it the weekend yet?" asked Pooh.
"Nah. It's only monday." said Piglet.
"Oh fish!" said Pooh.
The teacher said !
The children were still whispering. This time she didn't stop them as she remembered her own time of laughing aloud sitting at the last bench .
She smiled and continued writing on the board. :)
I've never been
With a surfer
Can I be your
Friday took me longer than usual..
First change over..
"A fatality on the line"
On the London Marylebone line..
Over crowded, people pushed together..
That one person who lifts your journey 😂
Very tall, very dark, very successful, on his way to Paris no less..
Liked to talk..
Laughed at our "first class" seating next to the toilet door! 😂😂
Everyone else quite too serious..At their trauma of standing throughout their journey.
We found a wicked sense of humour in common..
Public transport isn't always terrible 😂😂.
Good morning, World!
The rest of the neighborhood sleeps in as I wake up early. On a Saturday morning no less! How funny is that? Okay, I exaggerate perhaps a bit--there were one or two souls on the sidewalks this morning, appearing to be straggling in after a (possible) long night of partying hard. Or other things. Who am I to judge? I am not. Really. Honestly, what I am actually doing is wondering. And concocting scenarios in my mind. Every solitary image has a little backstory.
I am imagining the young girl sneaking in after having been out all night with friends. They actually drove all the way up to Reno and back--simply for a few hours of wandering around dinky casinos and drunken a...
Why would you do it?
How could you do it?
It didn't need to be done.
Did you only do it for the attention?
I hope you're glad.
You're making the wrong people mad.
Next time you do that I am disowning you.
Next time you go to the toilet please clean your poo.
Let them stare
I don't care
I want them
To see us
See our love flourish
Passion turned fire
Bursting at the seams
Dripping of desire
Wanting all of You
Wanting all of Me
Two lovers in Love
Perfect as can be
What drew you in
What has my attention
Endless Love and affection.~E.M. Fraser
My mother always told me
Be careful with your breasts
Try never to abuse them
And go for yearly tests
I listened to all her advice
Made sure to wear my bra
I kept them out of sight and reach
From many a groping paw
One day whilst at my check up
My Gyni did prescribe
A visit for a mammogram
So they could check inside
I had to hang my boob
Into a peripheral device
Then it started moving
And trapped me in a vice
My boob hung like a pancake
Flat and very thin
Then she says “that’s it my love”
Now pop the other in
“Breath in” she said all concerned
“You’re really doing great”
Then squashed my other knocker
With a massive silver plate
Well I left the women’s clinic
Feeling rather tr...