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April 19, 2018
 

       Mr. Meditate:

                Thank you for all the likes on my fridge! I'm so grateful, and I hope you've enjoyed reading. I look forward to reading more of your Lettrs in the future.

HERE'S A SHORT PIECE OF HUMOR FROM SHELL SILVERSTEIN :

Snowball:  { Falling Up}
I made myself a snowball.
As perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head
     Then last night it ran away,
      But first -- it wet the bed.

       🤪🤪🤪🤪😉😉😉😉☺️☺️☺️

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EVALUATE YOUR LIFE DAY
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April 10, 2018
 

If you're wrong and you shut up
You're wise
If you're right and you shut up
You're married!

LOVE, HER
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April 9, 2018
 

Oh shit! 😋😈😍...
He went and did it...
My weakness

Made me the most mind blowingly,delicious cheesecake that has ever passed my lips..
This in itself is a task 😏

Honeycomb,caramel,shortbread,cream...

Mouth watering
Melting
Fattening
Tingly satisfying rush!

Fucking delicious even at 2 am!
Not just cooking
Not just eating
Indulge together 😍😍😍😍

NOBODY IS PERFECT
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April 5, 2018
Kirkby in Ashfield, United Kingdom

Photo challenge
When you look into my eyes
I see a bright light shining
You come closer and look deeper
I feel your breath on my cheek
I smell your aftershave
Shades of Sandalwood tickle my nose
You step back from me
"Everything looks fine Mrs Smith,
no sign of any eye disease,
book another eyesight test in 6 months".

ORIGINAL
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April 4, 2018
 

"The dark days weren't over just yet. She realized that when she found yet another note in her mailbox. She felt anxious as she opened the note. It said..."  Trump will win the next elections".

HAPPY EASTER
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April 4, 2018
Guwahati, India

Among the writers no writers found
Among the doctors no doctors found
Among the singers no singers found
Among the dancers no dancers found
Alas! All became politicians.

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HAPPY EASTER
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April 1, 2018
 

   
    Most precious to us are the things
    we hate about ourselves.  
    We stare so hard at our flaws that      
    we almost go blind.
    We cling to our imperfections like we
     have no blessing.
    We ruin our day thinking about the
     night.
    We  are the epitome of absurdity.

     Happy April Fool's Day.

   

DAY OF TRUTH
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March 31, 2018
 

Person 1: Tell me a source of pain.
Person 2: Not being able to remove the tears on someone's cheek.

Person 1: Another.
Person 2: Not being able to remove the pain in someone's heart.

Person 1: Another.
Person 2: You.

DAY OF TRUTH
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BBS
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March 29, 2018
 

She lied, he found it funny
She lied, he found it believable
She lied, he found it hurtful
She lied, he found it disheartening
She lied, he became indifferent

She still lies, he finds it funny, again...

DAY OF TRUTH
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March 23, 2018
 

I’m just a girl like all others but my heart just beats a bit faster.

I love making someone laugh even if the joke wasn’t that funny but I did my job anyway and that’s what counts. I just want to feel happy by spreading that happiness all around. I believe in something even though the news on television don’t always let me but I still will believe.

I see life as a gift in which we can choose what we want to do with it. I chose respect, caring honesty, loyalty and humanity.

There is so much negativity in life unfortunately, so it’s good to show the world that we can do it differently, by aiming for peace.

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ANGEL OF UNDERSTANDING
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March 14, 2018
 

New Delhi, India
08:12 pm

Dear Unknown

"Trust me, being over humourous is damn dangerous"

Regards
Tushaar

I LOVE WRITING DAY
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March 11, 2018
 

It is said that love is in the air .

Don't know much about the purity of love but being a Delhiite I do know the status of air quality !

LETTRS CHALK
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March 8, 2018
Malang, Indonesia

There are two types of college students in the world:
1. Psychology college student
2. And who is not


#lettrs #jokes #collegestudent #psychologycollegestudent

LETTRS LATTE
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March 7, 2018
Malang, Indonesia

Beberapa hari yang lalu, aku dan temanku membuat acara bakar roti bersama di kosku. Sisa susu cokelat yang digunakan mereka tinggalkan untukku. Lalu aku letakkan di meja kamarku, aku letakkan di sebelah botol kecap.

Siang tadi saat makan siang, aku berniat menuangkan kecap di piring makan siangku. Kamu tahu? Hampir saja yang aku tuang di piring makanku bukan kecap, tapi susu cokelat. Apalagi kecap dan susu cokelat hampir serupa tampaknya 😂

Begitulah, walau di dunia ini banyak hal yang begitu mirip, namun sebenarnya tak ada yang benar-benar mirip. Seperti kecap dan susu cokelat. Keduanya sama-sama berwarna gelap dan rasanya manis, tapi kamu tentu tahu bagaimana jadinya bila posisi/kegu...

ORIGINAL
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March 6, 2018
 

How does a British man tell a woman she's on her period?
    "Your bloody knickers!"

What does Moana eat with her chips?
    Guaca-maui!

How do mocking birds relax?
    They use a hammock!

How doe cows stay healthy
    They get their moo-trition!

How do chickens get girlfriends?
    They pick up chicks!

How do pigs do a comedy roast?
    They ham it up!

What mayo does the devil use?
    Hellmans!

What do you call it when a potato cracks a tooth?
    Potato chipped!


DIRTY JOKES

knock knock
who's there?
inside
inside who?
inside you

How do sandwiches use protection?
    condom-ents!

How do spoons shoes affection?
    They spoon!

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TECH BURST
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March 6, 2018
 

Insecurities are rife
With good reason..
Haha
Had to check it all out though just to be sure 😉😂
Self respect bezz
Get some 😂😂

Well done you can Google 😂..

LETTRS CHALK
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March 6, 2018
Malang, Indonesia

Jokes?

Duh, ada-ada saja tantangannya. Aku paling susah cari tema ngelucu. Karena bakatku itu nulis tema melow yang membosankan. Ahahaha.

Eh aku punya satu cerita.

Suatu hari ada seorang laki-laki yang mengungkapkan perasaannya kepada perempuan yang disukainya.

Si laki-laki berkata, "I love you."

Lalu si perempuan menjawab, "I love me too."

Sebenarnya, ini cerita salah seorang teman. Cerdas sekali jawabanmu, Mbak.


#lettrs #jokes

ORIGINAL
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March 6, 2018
 

Dear letterists,

It's time for some laughter. Share your best jokes with us. Tag your letter 'jokes' and let us know in the comments when you've posted the letter.

Have fun!

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PULSE
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February 25, 2018
 

He...Wanted a baby..🍼🍼

So

We compromised...for now..

I'll get puppies 🐶🍼😍...

LETTRS BLACK AND WHITE
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