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February 17, 2019
 

Could you guys move ,thank you!Because I wanna watch the sunset😅

LET'S FALL IN LOVE
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February 17, 2019
 

Men ain't giving butterflies these days!

Straight away high blood pressure trend is going on!

#she-lio

LET'S FALL IN LOVE
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February 4, 2019
 

Once upon a time I had a very snarky English teacher. While looking down her nose at us she would carry on about how her students were always below average and couldn’t grasp concepts.

No one was able to surmount the Everest that was her intellect. In short, we all despised her.

One week, we were studying haikus - structure, subjects, 5-7-5, etc.  She had us write out our own- I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
Mine read as follows-

“Five syllables here,
And seven more for this line,
And this class still bites.”

That made her crack up and the haiku went up on her whiteboard for the week.

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX
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January 31, 2019
Adachi-ku, Japan

   
              I'm thinking of you today!
            
      My Jollibee chicken joy...🍗

              when can we meet again?

      I hope someday 、
              
                 soon...🤔😆🤣
                                 
                                   -jenleeluna

                                        

LOVE FOR ALL
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January 25, 2019
 

when a female like my letter,
i always fall in love with her.
😂 😋 🙏

ABRAR BASRA
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January 23, 2019
 

Note on Fridge

Found on the Refrigerator One Morning: My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be upset -- I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this o...

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR
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January 16, 2019
 

What You Like Vs What You Need

A man was shopping in the men's department at Bloomingdale's when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter.

He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam."

She smiled pleasantly and asked, "And what would you like?"

The man said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts and bite your nipples lightly...
But what I *need* is a new tie!...

LIGHT LETTRS LOGO
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January 16, 2019
 

Motherly Advice

A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advice and warning by her mother, "Look darling, they all want the same, so do be very careful and don't you ever let him;
1. Kiss your lips. Your lips are as soft as rose petals and will shrivel,
2. Or touch your breast. They are like of thin crystal and can shatter, and
3. Never ever to touch your "private" part. That one is like a "GRILL" and will burn everything coming to touch it."

The girl is off full of excitement and anxiety, and Mom waits and waits until just after midnight when she's back.

"How was it?" asks mom.

"Oh mom, it was absolutely fantastic, and I think I'm in love!"

"Let's n...

LIGHT LETTRS LOGO
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January 15, 2019
Ray, United States

      ~My Unconventional Family~

Conversations in this household on any given night include and are certainly not limited to; murder by glucose injection, guests staying the night followed by howling and barking noises coming from the room they're staying in... Oh my! 👀

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BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
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January 13, 2019
Ray, United States

~Haunting Memories of my Past~

October 30,2017
Applebee’s
Williston, ND (The real FRIGID HELL right here on planet Earth)
This is where it all started to unfold...
the first date.. the first kiss..

I feel like everything that has happened in my life  led me to you and finding you IS and HAS BEEN exactly where I’m meant to be. This is my TRUTH.
My choices both good and bad,all the heartaches I didn’t understand, all the times I felt broken with the bitter taste of regret lingering...After this night I realized it ALL HAD to happen.. EVERYTHING. All of it. Because when I’m with you, it all seems worth it, my past no longer feels irreparable or hurts so bad because it would’ve only taken ...

TEAR
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January 9, 2019
Anpara, India

Send your selfies to NASA

You are a star

🌏

ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS
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January 9, 2019
New Delhi, India

The act of making love may be a lot like a late-night party.

Some do it,
because they’re happy.

Some others do it,
To get happy.
(Which is very sad though, btw)

BOOK LOVE
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January 3, 2019
 

I dont know who needs to hear this

But the money

Is under the toy box.

Po_heart_rea

FOLLOW YOUR HEART
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January 2, 2019
 

My Astrologist
Said i was going to find love
That he was going to be
A carpenter

Well, i guess Im getting

"Laid" ;)

Po_heart_rea

FOLLOW YOUR HEART
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December 25, 2018
 

A Christmas message from Santa...

Self-sabotage is like an internal eject button. If we don’t take action to fix something, to stare down our problem, our inner self will take over.
Rather than solve the problem, it will make it worse, it will turn one bandaid into many.
Don’t let your internal self take over. When it pushes eject, it doesn't check for a parachute.

Merry Christmas..
🎅 Hohoho...

CHRISTMAS FLOWERS
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December 24, 2018
San Antonio, United States

Dear Jonathan,

I can find no Godzilla to protect us from these awful Christmas presents.  It’s a frozen egg, and I’m sorry Patrick, it’s a slippery slope.  My iPad is on the fritz and I need to reopen our local McDonald’s which is closed for the holidays.

This message has been made possible by the generous support of viewers like you. Additional funding provided by The U.S. Department of Education, The Alfred P Sloan Foundation, The Carnegie Corporation of New York, The Chump group of insurance companies, for one hundred years providing insurance for thousands of brokers around the world.  And by the corporation of public broadcasting.

Bye,

Stan

ORIGINAL
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December 23, 2018
 

Good morning !

Why do everybody wishes you good morning ?

--- because it is well known that you have come to reality
And it sucks 😝

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CHRISTMAS FLOWERS
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December 17, 2018
 

Garage Door!

The race-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.

"What's the matter! Didn't I satisfy you?" he asked.

"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my breasts and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'"

"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.

"Nothing, but then you felt between my legs and yelled, 'who left the garage door open?'"

CHRISTMAS FLOWERS
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December 9, 2018
Mount Laurel, United States

Hi Everyone,

I have just two things to say.

1). Stop snoring.
2). Eat radishes for a healthy ear drum.
3). Stop at a gas station, now, please we’re scared and hungry!

The end.

Peace,

Stan

Sausage eggs and quesadillas make a baby happy for food!

I LOVE YOU
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