Would you rather live on a houseboat or in a log cabin in the forest/mountains?
Would you rather have the ability to read people’s minds or the super power to see into the future?
Well shit this one is hard! I don't know that I would want either but I guess read
Would you rather be hot at night without a blanket or cold even though you are bundled up in covers?
COLD with a blanket!
Would you rather go to your 25th reunion and nobody recognizes you or have everybody comment on how old you look?
Im ok with no one recognizing me! Who TF wants to be told they look old!
Would you rather live your entire life in a submarine in the Mariana Tre...
I love this emoji...is it happy?
Is it lowkey pissed ?
Is it trying to kill u?
Is it tired of ur shit??
Chi chi cheng cheng
Klick klack kleng kleng
At them ferrets
Break those chains
Don't use your head
Use your brains
We are all in tension, how to get at-tention ( attention ).
*Understanding a Woman*
A friend once said to me
"you look like a guy that understands women"
So I replied with
"I am a step closer to generally understanding women, I guess".
He then asked me to tell him what I know on how to understand women. So I looked him dead in his eyes and said
"The first and most important rule to understanding a woman, is to admit to yourself that you will never completely understand women."
Dumbfounded he asked
"How is that even 'understanding' women?"
I replied with
"Understanding that you dont understand something is the first step to understanding it. In other words, I simply do not understand women. Does that not put me one step closer to understanding wo...
Here is my entry. Credits : Quora answer by Mike Zsarko
Back in the early eighties before the days of cell phones you could call a phone number and a robotic voice would tell you the time. It would just keep repeating till you hung up.
I had a bass player that we used for awhile that was, for lack of a better word, a royal douchebag. He was good looking and he had a long time girlfriend. But we’d go out on the road and he’d cheat with anything in a dress. One day his girlfriend decides to surprise him while we were out on the road a few hundred miles away. She goes up to his hotel room and finds someone else in the bed.
She never said a word. She packed all her stuff and left his house...
Next person to walk outta my life...
I'm going with 'em...
I'm sick of my shit too!
(Saw this on FB -Unknown)
A new week, a new challenge! This time we ask you to write a funny story or poem! We challenge you to put a smile on the faces of your fellow letterists.
Tag your letter "lol".
As the night falls, and the cold air cools his face, he allows the tears to run freely. As he looks up to the stars he takes a big breath and sits down on the bench.... "Oh man! Seriously?!" The bench was freshly painted. Todau is just not your day, dude. Not your day.
The sea was wild and the boat was rocking back and forth. For the first time in a long time, he wasn't sure he was going to make it. For just a few seconds he closed his eyes and thought of what made him happy, more than anything else in the world.....Pizza. Pizza was the answer to his problems.
🐼 My favourite animal 🐼
My favourite animal is the panda. I love them because they are so cute and lovely and mostly because they are playful. They adore being nurtured and fed and if they are not sleeping they play with others all day.
However, they are not as cute as they seem to be. They can be very dangerous if pissed and also very angry. So, don't come near them if they do. 🤭
I think it's my spirit animal. So be careful, I can either play with you or harm you. 🤷😂
🐼🐼🐼🐼 The panda poem 🐼🐼🐼🐼
Bamboos are green
Forests have trees
The pandas with always
Play with peeps. 🤷😂
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the st...
Me back hurts. It's a good back. But nobody loves me back. Even though me back has seen through thick and thin. It has seen roses and mud. It has seen school bags and college bags. It has seen bags of work and bags that nobody else wanted to carry. It's an awesome back. But nobody loves me back. Me back hurts.
To Whom It May Concern,
Today I was foolish enough
To misplace Sr. Pari's dog.
I'm afraid I may have to
Send for Mary Poppins to aid
Where on earth is that dog?
Have you seen a large golden
Hound wearing spectacles?