There's always going to be someone out there who doesn't believe in you or thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.
You are not ............ enough.
Society has expertise in filling this blank for all of us.
I: Don't try to be driver of me.
Go Get a better JOB.
Otherwise AI will replace you.
P.s- I try to write short joke. I don't watched his show. But I try to wrote joke for the comedian.
There's two things I judge
the inability for one to admit when
they are wrong and the lack of
courage to say I'm SORRY
That tells me all I need to know ,
because we all are wrong at some
point , but not all of us say sorry
When I was just a kid
We didn't have much
You filled my heart with love
And put love in my lunch
It was me and you, pa and ma
Struggling with every bill
Struggling for every dollar
Sometimes we got by
Sometimes it was harder
All I know and
All I am
Is because of you
You gave me love
You gave me my start
So thank you mom, for my loving heart
In 88 and 89
The years were hard
When our loved ones died
Didn't know it then,
But know it now
You're heart was broken,
But then you vowed (to me)
All you know and
All you are
Is because of them
They gave you love
They gave you a start
So remember them in your loving heart
The teenage years
Came and went with speed
Uncle Jack moved in
To fill my need
Spring! Flowers blooming everywhere, birds,love... For me: the Poop Season!
Thank you Spring for bringing the birds back and add some shitty colors to my clothes!
I really do love Spring! Is one of my favorite seasons. Sunny days, beautiful sunsets, flowers blooming everywhere... it's also the Love Season... but there is this issue: with the Spring comes the birds and their nests. I love birds,don't get me wrong but every year, by this time, for me the only thought on my mind is : The Poop Season is open!!
Because every single time i put my clothes outside to dry, the lovely creatures painted them with brown and purple poop.
So thank you Spring for bringing the birds back and add some shitty colors to my clothes!
Entertainment land barren,along came jimmy fallon,laughter costs nothing a gallon.
Hey Friend I have to tell you
something from your trunk has a
name written, I want to read it for
you I really mean it, that is Thank you.
No. of characters including spaces: 139
"Thank You note for a friend
of a funny way of 140 characters or less..
Thank you pen pals for reading my long letter that I wrote just to use those 5 words in the Skylark Challenge!😂😂😂
Thank you Lettrs Staff for the comment-"Thanks for sharing" when I myself don't understand what I wrote in my letter! 😂😂😂
Thank you people for staring us( me and my love),
We knew we were savagely a great centre of attraction when together!! 😏
Mom said that I am too fat and I need to have a strict diet yet she cooks something delicious everytime I tell her that I am going to start eating less.
Letter to Ginny,
My Dearest Ginny,
I feel happy that you are in my life. I feel happy that I met you. You love me for who I am, even knowing that I can’t return your love, the way I want to, the way you deserved to be; yet you are good with me anyway. You don’t judge, you always listen to all the silly things I got to say. Most importantly you understand.
Even with everything, you know what makes most me happy? It is that I don’t have to be shy to put the bare soul of myself in front of you, that I try to hide from the rest of the world. I know you do the same too.
You know honey, trust is not a thing that we can give to others- it can only be earned. And you have earned my trust. And ...
Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll. #LoveNLife
1) Thankyou guys for realising that pink is the favourite colour of all girls, you end up depressing us.
2) Thankyou guys for asking us to carry our luggage. I thinkkk...it would be a great help if you carry our scarf, purse, handbags, wallets, shoes, even clothes too coz even these are too heavy for us to carry.
3) Thankyou people for knowing the fact that every pretty women in the world is having a boyfriend.
4) Thankyou waiters at the restaurants for handing over the food bills to the man, who's with us. It's awesommee....that you're well aware the fact that women cannot pay their own bills.
5) Thankyou girls for calling each man as your br...
Thank you dear raindrop,
Your every knock reminds me that I have to buy an umbrella. Which never happens.